susancalvin ([info]susancalvin) wrote,
@ 2006-08-17 17:29:00
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I am a menace.
Do not leave me unattended with your computers. Or your teeth.

My laptop has been cranky lately, and most specifically since I tried to install updates for SpySweeper. Apparently, trying and failing to update SpySweeper will cause your laptop to freeze. Okay. So, since my laptop wasn't looking like the most stable piece of equipment ever, I thought it might be a good idea to back up my harddrive. Except then I discovered that the CD drive wasn't working. Like, at all.

I dropped my laptop off at SCS Help this morning so that it could be repaired and went back to my office to use my desktop machine. Only to discover that it had what appeared to be a virus. All of the text had turned into unreadable nonsense characters. Fun for the whole family. I called the help desk and they sent someone over to take it away. He seemed to think it was a bad video card. (Actually, when he called me later, he said he couldn't find anything wrong with it and rebooting seemed to fix the problem. Which I find very sketchy.)

So now I had no computers. All of my computers were broken. I went down to the lab to check my email, where I promptly caused the computer I was using to freeze up. [info]dlv78 kindly made me an account on a spare Powerbook. I suspect he's still trying to win me over to the Mac side.

Since today is clearly not my day, I went home to sulk, taking the Powerbook with me. Where I also managed to cause it to freeze up while watching a DVD. Fortunately, power-cycling seemed to take care of that.

But seriously, this is 4 computers in less than 12 hours. I am extraordinarily talented.

As for my teeth...
About two years ago, I had a horrible root canal experience. I thought I was just getting a cavity filled, but midway through, the dentist said, "Oh, looks like we need to do a root canal," except he hadn't given me enough Novacaine for that and it started to wear off partway through and really was by far the most unpleasant thing I have ever experienced. Ever. Plus, it hurt for about 2 months afterwards, and has caused me to avoid the dentist ever since. (Oh yes, if you are in Pittsburgh, DO NOT go to Dr. Parker. Just don't.)

This Saturday, while I was in Florida, I was sitting at the kitchen table with my siblings when I bit down on a pretzel stick and felt something bad happen. That very same root-canaled tooth had broken into three pieces.

I couldn't convince myself that it was quite enough of an emergency to page the dentist at home, so I waited until Monday. At which point my parents' dentist said that the tooth was too badly broken to repair and had to come out. He said that the cavity that had been filled was too big for the onlay that Dr. Parker did and should have been a crown. Since he didn't put a crown on it, the filling served as a wedge, chiselling my tooth right down the middle. (As an aside, can I sue Dr. Parker? I really really want to.)

So, he sent me to a periodontal specialist on Tuesday morning, who was supposed to remove the broken tooth and put in an implant, on which a fake tooth can be mounted. Except, I, mutanty freak that I am, happen to be one of the 1 in 1000 people whose #4 tooth has two roots instead of one. Which means that the hole where the tooth used to be is too large for a small implant, but is nonetheless too small for a large implant such as would be used to replace a molar. So, the doctor did a bone graft (?), stitched my gums up, and sent me back to the dentist, who glued a fake tooth to the two neighboring teeth. Yes, glued.

Now, I have to wait 4 months for the bone graft to take and then go and get an implant placed so I can get a more permanent fake tooth. Just the thought of having anything titanium placed inside one of my bones, and especially in my jawbone, in my mouth, regarding which I am particularly squeamish, makes me consider passing out. I'm really nto looking forward to it.

I'm having a bad week.


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[info]hirsch222
2006-08-17 10:29 pm UTC (link)
I still have metal screws and wires in my skull leftover from my jaw surgery 9 years ago, and they don't really bother me. I could have them removed, but that would mean more surgery. People only know they're there if I direct them to touch the exact parts of my face where they can feel the screw heads under my skin.

Welcome to the club, freak. :)

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[info]susancalvin
2006-08-18 02:03 pm UTC (link)
You can feel the screws through your skin?!? Awesome.

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[info]matthewljacobs
2006-08-17 10:50 pm UTC (link)
As an aside, can I sue Dr. Parker? I really really want to.

It's possible that you have a malpractice claim against him. Depending on the amount of dental bills that you have as a result (or if your insurance is covering it), it may not be worth it. If you're considering a lawsuit, you should first get a copy of everything in writing, including what your parents' dentist said about Parker's error. Then, try to find a non-shady malpractice lawyer.

Just the thought of having anything titanium placed inside one of my bones...makes me consider passing out.

The thought of having titanium inside my bones makes me think of Wolverine.

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[info]susancalvin
2006-08-18 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, financially, it's not so worthwhile. I'm just pissed off.

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Empathy like crazy
[info]kizzatz
2006-08-18 12:16 am UTC (link)
Not sure if you knew this, or if this will make you feel better :P, but when I was 8 or something I had a scooter accident (homemade scooter, thanks Dad). I flipped over the scooters and face planted into the handlebars. My two front teeth first bit completely through my bottom lip and then twisted around their roots...yeah.

I had emergency oral surgery that night to untwist my teeth/sew up my lip. A couple days later I had double root canals on my two front teeth. They said they would prob. last until my 20s.

Fastforward to my 20s. About 2 months after I start my new job in Fall of 04, I am sitting at home watching television and biting my nail (stupid!). I hear/feel a crack and then notice that one of my front teeth is loose...fuck.

I went to the dentist I think two days later where he figured out that the entire tooth had cracked all the way up into the place where the root used to be...the tooth needed to come out and I was to get an implant.

Went to the periodontist, and they didn't even bother to try to put the implant in immediatley cause it was a front tooth. So I was stuck for 4 months with a healing bone graft and a fake tooth. But remember that I had canals in both my front teeth so they couldn't glue the fake tooth in...they were too afraid that they would cause my other tooth to break.

So he decided to instead attach the tooth loosely...LOOSELY...to the other canaled tooth. That way if I put too much pressure on the temporary fake tooth it would just fall out, and leave the other tooth intact. Well you can guess what happened for the next 4 months...the tooth kept falling out.

This would happen at dinner with [info]bluekirby and Dave Heine, which of course was absolutely hilarious. I ended up carrying around an emergency denture repair kit to reattach it whenever it fell off. Suffice it to say started having nightmares that my entire jaw was coming apart.

Of course now with my adamantium titanium tooth I should be able to bite into anything...however, the periodontist says that the other tooth will probably fail one day and I'll have to get an implant in that one too...once that is complete no candied apple is safe.

Then of course my insurance company refused to cover the surgary claiming it was elective. I guess I did elect not to have a missing front tooth.

Anyway...I feel your pain...literally.

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[info]susancalvin
2006-08-18 02:04 pm UTC (link)
This sounds vaguely familiar. I think, though, that whenever you told this story around me before, I was busy clapping my hands over my ears and chanting "LALALALALALA".

But yeah, front teeth is much worse.

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[info]glex50
2006-08-18 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Whoa--does that mean you'll end up like this guy?

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Re: Empathy like crazy
[info]kizzatz
2006-08-19 12:38 pm UTC (link)
one can only hope...

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[info]dlv78
2006-08-18 01:06 am UTC (link)
"I suspect he's still trying to win me over to the Mac side."

We Mac faithful are pretty much the Jehovah's Witnesses of technology. What can I say? I want to be your Apple Jesus.

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[info]wynddom
2006-08-18 02:22 am UTC (link)
Can I suggest that the door-to-door method of proselytizing is fairly effective if you're a non-profit? I mean, if you can honestly hand out Macs door-to-door, I'll listen to you evangelize for some time.

What do I have to buy a subscription of for that?

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[info]susangc7
2006-08-18 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Does that make me like the Apple John the Baptist? I'm not particularly up on Biblical history...

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[info]stepleton
2006-08-18 01:52 am UTC (link)
I was just reading about dentists the other day. Strange things distract you when you're trying to rewrite your thesis proposal. Wikipedia is the Enemy. Did you know that St. Apollonia is the patron saint of dentists? It's her because she got her teeth bashed to bits by her persecutors. In ensuing iconography she's often holding a tooth in a pair of what look like blacksmithing tongs.

When I was in Japan there were signs out on the street with this character:



I eventually learned that it meant "tooth" and that the sign was for dentistries. I decided it was a good character: there was the workbench with some kind of... dental hammer resting on it. Later I was pleased to learn there was such an object as a "dental hammer". You can buy one from these good people, who advertise it as, "Suited for making the retainer of the swaged metal crown bridge and the bridge of it. Commonly used by the mechanic."

Hope your mouth gets fixed soon. Sounds just about like my worst nightmare. Well, about 5,000 words to go now...

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[info]susancalvin
2006-08-18 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, good luck. Why so many words?

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[info]foobart
2006-08-18 06:21 am UTC (link)
When I was in elementary school I managed to break one of my front teeth in half horizontally, to the point that the nerve was exposed. The very excellent but sadly now retired dentist fixed it with a beautiful filling that has lasted 20 years. It's been starting to crack and chip, though, and I think your story has just inspired me to see someone about it.

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[info]susancalvin
2006-08-18 02:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, better to have it fixed before it actually breaks, I think.

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[info]robogock
2006-08-20 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Except insurance probably won't cover it until it actually does break.

You know my top front two teeth are half-fake, right? I broke them off sometime around fourth grade (one run-in with a door; one gym-class incident). One of the fillings broke off again in high school while I was eating a bagel. The rest of the day I kept trying not to open my mouth, because every time I did and people saw my broken tooth they asked me if I'd gotten into a fight.

But anyway, supposedly some day both will fail and I'm supposed to get them crowned. In fact, one of them is a bit chipped already. I asked my dentist about it, and he said that they're still both in "good enough" condition that my insurance won't cover getting them crowned yet.

The crowning process sounds terrifying, though, so I can't really say I mind.

Good luck with your teeth.

(Oh, and I also once had a molar split vertically when I was eating a frozen chocolate chip in cookie-dough ice cream. Luckily that was a baby tooth, though, and already a bit loose, so the dentist just pulled it and the new tooth grew in a while later. Whee, teeth issues.)

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